College Guys Prefer Brazilians and Probably Think You’re a Slut

HerCampus is at it again with their college guy survey, revealing some, um, enlightening stats about guys and sex.

-Kenneth Thapoung

Think you know what’s a on a guy’s mind? Doubt it! HerCampus.com has a new survey out and their findings are kind of mind-boggling. Last time the college guy survey came to town, we told you guys would opt take a male birth control pill (sorry, but modern medicine still isn’t that advanced yet). This time around, we’ve got the number count that defines a girl as “extra” promiscuous, thought on spring-cleaning his private parts, and (gasp!) marriage.

Prepare to have your minds boggled:

*A woman is considered “slutty” by 55 percent of college guys if she’s had 10 or more sexual partners. Sheesh! Can’t a girl just have fun? On the more enlightened spectrum: 33 percent said numbers don’t matter.

*And yet … 79.4 percent of college guys enjoy a girl taking the initiative and making the first move. So be forward, but not too forward. Got it?

*There’s no shame in admitting guys tidy up “down there.” From the survey, 71 percent admit to “manscaping,” with 70 percent saying they “trim the hedges”. And since equality is all the rage today, 87 percent would prefer a well-groomed partner as well, while 54 percent of guys said they wish their girls were completely bare.

Woah. Over half of college guys prefer bald hoo-has?

*Most of us will sext at some point in our lives, but what do guys do with the borderline porn on their smart phones? Well, there are two scenarios. If an official girlfriend sexts a photo, 63.5 percent would “definitely not” show and tell, while 19 percent “probably” wouldn’t either. Um, that’s reassuring. If the naughty pic is from a “casual hookup”, a mere 25 percent say they won’t share, but 20.5 percent would call a group huddle to take a gander. Classy.

*Ah, the old MRS. degree. Haha. 77 percent of college Romeos say they want to marry and have kids by the age of 30. And a whopping 92 percent say they want children at some point in the future.

For more survey results, visit HerCampus.com. 

So what do you think? Are you surprised by any of this?

Kenneth Thapoung is a regular contributor to BettyConfidential.